GHEY YOU! Ya, you! Let's go ghey rock climbing!
Posted August 18th, 2010 by XP
There is a gay climbing legend that is told...
Legend has it, there will be a guy. He is a special guy. This guy likes guys. This guy also likes two things: rocks and other guys who like guys who like rocks. Our poor but deadly handsome guy, who likes guys who likes rocks, had a dilemma. With two groups specializing in guys who like guys who like rocks, our guy didn't know what to do! "Where do I go? Where do I climb? Who do I ca...ll? Who do I climb?"
But fear not! There is a discoball at the end of this rainbow. The two groups specializing in guys who like guys who like rocks, will ditch the wicked spell book and climb together as one big ameoba of guys who like guy like rocks!
And it is on THIS DAY guys who like guys who like rocks will not care if their cellphone numbers start with a 416 or 647 (we don't know what to think of 905ers yet).
So with that, T.O. 'Mo Climbers and Crag Crux Climbers present...
"GHEY YOU! Ya, you! Let's go ghey rock climbing!"
Yeah, that's right, we're heading back to True North Climbing as the staff was beyond welcoming to our crew! On top of the boulder problems and fun lines, there are TWO finger cracks to work, slacklines to pretend the ground is lava with, and a free-standing stalactite! You may now dry your seat...s.
The same intro deal is being offered to us again, the lovely two-for-one intro special!
With two people splitting the deal at $45 (plus tax) you get the following:
- an hour long lesson
- all your equipment (harness and shoes)
- day pass
- a two week membership that begins on your next visit WITH rentals
Basically, you’re paying like $22.50 for a two week membership to a place where all you have to do is walk in and you’re set. This is a great opportunity to bring cheap friends/dates!
For all you edumauautucated belayers, day passes are $17 or $13 if you show your membership from ANY gym in Toronto
WHEN:
Friday, September 17th, 2010 @ 7PM
WHERE:
True North Climbing
75 Carl Hall Road
Toronto, ON M3K 2B9
LOGISTICS:
If you need car ride, please post your request in this thread, so that others can respond and make arrangements with you.
Ok, that’s it.
Flame off, climb on!
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Well, you probably have noticed that XP doesn't write like this. You are right. This is Rio's work!
True North is offering a truly great deal here. Hope you can bring your partners/dates/friends to take advantage of this offer.
XP
True North Climbing gym
